Dear Kim K,

      Normally I wouldn't bother to speak of a Kardashian, but Kim... Oooooh Kimmy Kim, you've stolen my fashion heart. I understand that not everyone likes you on the fashion tip, but I love you and that's all that matters.

  

  From tight booty popping skirts to a soft, sexy bedroom turned night on the town look, you've SLAYED it all! I'm not slim, but oooooh when I get there you'll have some friendly competition.  

    

   From what seems to be an effortless beat (or face of make up for those of you who don't know what "beat" means) to an overly dramatic smokey eye, I can tell you mean business. 

    Over the years you've grown to be more tasteful with what you wear. First stepping onto the scene you were cute, but now you're drop dead gorgeous. 

    Ms.West, I have one request... Please have baby North slaying as hard as you when she grows up. The fashionistas of the future will appreciate it greatly. 

            Sincerely, Jazz.